My Appalachian Trail hiker name is Sir Eats A Lot, because I was known for running shirtless with a gigantic military pack and eating nonstop even while running. My reputation as an eater goes back to bootcamp and before. In college, Bidness and I used to run six miles, and then sit down, split a gallon of milk, and eat a dozen donuts each or sit down to eat a two pound steak, split a five pound bag of potatoes, and a few ears of corn. Unfortunately, I was a twenty year old kid who hadn’t mastered fasting and micro-macro nutrient manipulation, so I gain sixty pounds easily. When Takeru Kobayashi won the Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest, I began training to beat Kobayashi’s unreachable record. Thank God, Joey Chestnut quickly came onto the scene, because I wasn’t going to let a little Japanese guy hold the record. Thank you Joey. You’re a real American hero. But unfortunately, my eating habits come from a childhood of being starved. I wasn’t starved my entire childhood, but the times when I was neglected of food and water programmed me to binge eat and drink when food and beverage are available, because you never know when you will eat your next meal. In the group homes, you had to eat fast or the food was gone, and in the Marine Corps, you had to eat fast or you end up dead.
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My Appalachian Trail hiker name is Sir Eats A Lot, because I was known for running shirtless with a gigantic military pack and eating nonstop even while running. My reputation as an eater goes back to bootcamp and before. In college, Bidness and I used to run six miles, and then sit down, split a gallon of milk, and eat a dozen donuts each or sit down to eat a two pound steak, split a five pound bag of potatoes, and a few ears of corn. Unfortunately, I was a twenty year old kid who hadn’t mastered fasting and micro-macro nutrient manipulation, so I gain sixty pounds easily. When Takeru Kobayashi won the Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest, I began training to beat Kobayashi’s unreachable record. Thank God, Joey Chestnut quickly came onto the scene, because I wasn’t going to let a little Japanese guy hold the record. Thank you Joey. You’re a real American hero. But unfortunately, my eating habits come from a childhood of being starved. I wasn’t starved my entire childhood, but the times when I was neglected of food and water programmed me to binge eat and drink when food and beverage are available, because you never know when you will eat your next meal. In the group homes, you had to eat fast or the food was gone, and in the Marine Corps, you had to eat fast or you end up dead.